BRITTA; Jeff needs a girl who doesn’t just not wear underwear because Oprah told her it would spice things up, he needs a girl who doesn’t wear underwear because she hasn’t done laundry in three weeks!
Community, 1x25 - “Pascal’s Triangle Revisited”
Vaughn: Hey! What’s up Jeff? Hi!
Jeff: Hello. Good morning. Howdy.
Shirley: I’m going! My friend Gary’s transferring.
Annie: Oh! Good!
Abed: Finally! Britta: God.
Troy: I hope he transfers to hell.
troy and his cookie
Jeff: You know, if you don’t go to this dance tomorrow we’re not going to see eachother for months.
Britta: This is not a Jane Austen novel. We have cellphones.
Troy: Whoa! I can’t believe no one’s taken this cookie!
“Heeeeey, maaaan! How’s it goin’? Uh, don’t shoot the messenger, but everyone at this dance is kinda waitin’ for your reaction to aaaaall this!”